You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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