Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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