My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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