Life is so much better after having sex.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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