At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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