Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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