there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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