Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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