Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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