just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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