names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Randomize
