I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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