So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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