I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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