what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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