white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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