best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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