I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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