there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
My dad just said "fuck circus"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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