He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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