Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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