North Korea, Best Korea!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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