Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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