I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
wow bdsm is so cute
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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