He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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