David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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