He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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