What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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