you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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