So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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