Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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