That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I didn't notice because vodka
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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