But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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