the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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