Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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