As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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