So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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