I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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