It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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