piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
wow bdsm is so cute
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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