She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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