I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I need help removing her.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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