Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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