drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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