yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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