My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
do herpes really smell.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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