i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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