So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I don't think brook has ever known best
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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