We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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