i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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