i just wanna soil my oats bro
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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