the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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