Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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