Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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