i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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