so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
