living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
