The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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