There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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