This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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